Note: Sung to the tune of “When Johnny comes marching home”

Three German soldiers crossed the line taboot taboot
Three German soldiers crossed the line taboot taboot
Three German soldiers crossed the line they raped the women and drank the wine
and they all said seig heil tickle my ass taboott

They came upon a way side inn taboot taboot
They came upon a way side inn taboot taboot
They came upon a way side inn and kicked the fucking door right in
and they all said seig heil tickle my ass taboot

The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboot taboot
The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboot taboot
The inn keeper had a daughter fair With long blond hair And Tits to There
and they all said seig heil tickle my ass taboot

They tied her to a feather bed taboot taboot
They tied her to a feather bed taboot taboot
They tied her to a feather bed and fucked till she was almost dead
and they all said seig heil tickle my ass taboot

The inn keeper was so ashamed taboot taboot
The inn keeper was so ashamed taboot taboot
The inn keeper was so ashamed he fucked her back to life again
and they all said seig heil tickle my ass taboot

The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboot taboot
The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboot taboot
The inn keeper had a trusty gun he shot the soldiers one by one
and they all said seig heil tickle my ass taboot

Three German soldiers marched to hell taboot taboot
Three German soldiers marched to hell taboot taboot
Three German soldiers marched to hell they fucked the devil and his wife as well
and they all said seig heil tickle my ass taboot

The moral of the story is taboot taboot
The moral of the story is taboot taboot
The moral of the story is you never fuck in a feather bed
and they all said seig heil tickle my ass taboot

The moral of the moral is taboot taboot
The moral of the moral is taboot taboot
The moral of the moral is you always fuck in a water bed
and they all said seig heil tickle my ass taboot

The Germans thought they won the war taboot taboot
The Germans thought they won the war taboot taboot
The Germans thought they won the war the newfies won it the day before
and they all said seig heil tickle my ass taboot