There was an old whore from Montreal whose cunt spread from wall to wall
but all she got was sweet fuck all from the North Atlantic Squadron

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Away, away with fife & drum, here we come, full of rum
looking for women to paddle their bums, in the North Atlantic Squadron

The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper
he tried to screw a .22 & someone pulled the trigger

The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper
he stuffed his ass with fibreglass & circumcised the skipper

The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper
he stuffed his bum with bubblegum & vulcanized the skipper

The surgeon said the girls were clean, the son of a bitch was off his beam
the end of my prick is turning green, in the North Atlantic Squadron

There was a girl from Labrador, she spread her legs from door to door
but all she got was a 2 by 4, from the North Atlantic Squadron

The eskimo women they are the pits, they have no box, they have no tits
they whack you off with their furry mitts, in the North Atlantic Squadron

The Newfie girls they are no catch, all they do is pick & scratch
and pull the crabs out of their snatch, in the North Atlantic Squadron

There was a girl from Moosenee, who spread her legs from tree to tree
all she got was some VD, from the North Atlantic Squadron

There was a girl from PEI, who came to Toronto very shy
the 400 men gave her a try, now for 2 bucks she’ll service any guy

In days of old when knights were bold and condoms weren’t invented
they wrapped their socks around their cocks & babies were prevented

In days of old when knights were bold and women weren’t particular
they lined them all against the wall & fucked them perpendicular

The pilot’s name was Lester, he was a hymen tester
Through cherries thick he shoved his prick & left it there to fester

We’ve flown the seas & oceans too, and fucked women of every hue
our dongs and balls are black & blue, we’re the North Atlantic Squadron!